jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

I feel as though Mr. Brightside is this generations Bohemian Rhapsody, but we’re still keeping Bo-Rap

posted 1 hour ago
#music
#lampshadejade
#text post
#textpost

Artist: The Killers

audreysparker:

I’m comin’ out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine

obstructed:

She lost herself within the man that she thought she was going to marry. She lost herself after the weeks of not eating after seeing the man of her dreams walk out of her life, she lost herself everyday after he left thinking about him, torturing her mind. She lost herself when she was left to continue life alone, without the person she thought would carry her through life. Don’t tell me anything about Miley Cyrus, when you don’t know what she’s going through or how she feels. Because none of us do. I don’t know and I’m just assuming. But for you all to judge someone so quickly just by the way she’s acting, doesn’t mean she’s a ‘slut’ or a ‘whore’ or is on drugs. Maybe she’s hurting, maybe she’s asking for help in all the wrong ways. Maybe she’s so desperate for Liam to love her again that she’s making a fool of herself. I’m not saying what she is doing recently is okay, because it’s not and that’s sad. But I’m just asking for you all to think deeper, before you even question her. “Wrecking ball” is so fucking emotional, it makes you forget she ever did anything inappropriate.. I will always love Miley Cyrus. I will never stop being her fan and if she needed a hand up back to reality and onto her feet. I wouldn’t say no.

tbh being called “hot” or “cute” or “beautiful” at times can really piss me off, like I’m not something to look at, call me “witty” or “funny” or even “naughty” if it boils down to it but don’t only compliment my appearance.

posted 14 hours ago
#textpost
#text post
#protip for boys
#boys
#lampshadejade

foreverrwanderlust:

how beautiful is it to know someone thinks something other than your appearance is beautiful

So the guys at work today asked if I was single?!

What is happening to the world?!

posted 14 hours ago
#textpost
#text post
#lampshadejade
#boys
#work

heleneena:

Well done Sainsburys for promoting the idea that “no means yes”, it’s not like that feeds rape culture or anything… #sainsburys #valentines #ugh

I’m not sure that’s quite what they were going for

posted 1 day ago with 3 notes via heleneena

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

CREDIT