samjoonyuh:

Some days I feel like Beyonce and some days I feel like Rihanna…

epicluna:

the-221st-doctor:

Mom, Dad….. I’m French
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the bible says adam and eve not adam and hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower

firetice:

Dan: Video will be up tonight.

Me: I call bullshit on that one.

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  • depressed person: laughs at something funny
  • moron: what, you're laughing? i thought you were depressed you're supposed to be sad all the time and crying and suicidal you're not really depressed you faker

bryarly:

“I’m sad.”

“OK. I’ll lick you until you’re not sad.”

“…OK.”